Weekend Omnibus - Reprise

Like most of us, Simply Clare included, weekends are busy times. Mine are always busy and the time goes so quickly. It's not like when one was young and the weekends spread out forever - Sunday, one long dozy day, reading the papers and drinking coffee. Now they seem to speed past at the blink of an eye, so much to do, no time just to smell the roses. And when Matilda, my six year old daughter comes, time leaps into over drive.

Matilda was in Sunny Plymouth this weekend and she wrote her first story, well the first one I have seen anyhow. First she wrote it on paper, then she tap tapped it into my laptop. So here is Matildas story:

ONE DAY MATILDA TOK HR DOG OF A WOLK THEN HR DOG SOR A NUF DOG SHE WENT TO PLAY WITH IT THE UTHE DOG WENT THE PLAY WITH WINNIE THEY PLAED NLISLEE THEN MATILDA SOR THE ONN THE ONN SOR MATILDA. THE END BY MATILDA.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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She also drew a fish (Vitriolica will like this)

Matildas Fish




We went out later in the day and I had occasion to use the loo in Tesco's. I thought the sign on the condom machince was worth a picture!

machine



message



It is such an inconvinence, when the condom machine in the convinence is inconvienienced, I mean what do you do if you want a shag in the carpark after spending an hour doi


'Every Little Helps' eh? thats comforting to know.