Hello now I am back online I thought I would follow up some of the statements I made earlier.
1. Unfortunatly Red Bull isn't made from Bull's Piss or testicles (please RB don't sue!) just another urban myth I gather. And its vegetarian according to the Red Bull website!
2. I haven't found anything about the Asian Hair - yet!
3. How about this Nun's Piss soup to ingest the hormones to make you pregnant I found this extract below here
'To begin you’ll need supplemental hormones to jump-start your pre-menopausal reproductive system. If you go the medical establishment route, these will run you over $3000.00 a cycle. Ridiculous. Hormones are organic, freely produced in nature, so take the initiative and Do-It-Yourself.
Think gardening - with an interpersonal harvest. The hormones required are found in the urine of post-menopausal women, originally collected from cloistered nuns in Italy. Pure as that may be, it isn’t necessary to restrict yourself to nuns, unless you’re a traditionalist with a papal dispensation. Let’s not be fussy, any post-menopausal urine will do.*
Once you have the urine, the next step is getting it into your bloodstream. The medical establishment requires injection, so you’re looking at a lot of needles, syringes and a bruised butt.
My suggestion is to do a sauce reduction, doctor it up with herbs d’ Provence or hot chili peppers and toss it into the blender with a lot of garlic, creating the base for a pungent broth or sauce which you will consume at night before retiring, for obvious social reasons, over the next seven to ten days. Unlike the ironical Durian fruit from Southeast Asia that “smells like a toilet but tastes like heaven,” there’s no contradiction here. Once digested, the broth will soup up your egg production, allowing your ovaries to produce more than the customary one egg per cycle, thus increasing your chances of pregnancy.
*If you think gathering post-menopausal urine is unpleasant, just wait till menopause commences and you have to extract estrogen from horse urine!
OH MY GOD I AM GLAD TO BE A MAN!
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Think of the opportunities for food manufacturers though -
Campbells Cream of Nun's Piss Soup,
Cup-a-Nun's Piss,
Mrs Baxters Scotch Nun's Piss
The possibilities are endless...
You think there's a market for post menapausal urine then? I'll start on the business plan right now!
Um...but how do you actually GET the urine from the nuns? I mean I can't imagine that you can actually work that request into normal conversation.
I wanna be a man too now!
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