I can even hear it flush
It's also a bit pongy
Of that bluey chemical slush
I might just eat my apple
And my can of pepsi coke
I'll be very very careful
In case I start to choke
The countryside is beautiful
I've seen a sewage farm
And horses in their coaties
Doing no one any harm
I've seen lots and lots of cowies
Standing around and farting
It's really them I blame
For all this global warming
I really should be eating them
To teach them a big lesson
But then I have to shoot em
With my great big Smith n Wesson. ( difficult rhyme there)
So there's another poem
I hope it brings you joy
And I'd better get a txt back saying
Brilliant brilliant boy!
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