The woman that I'm looking for...

The woman that I'm looking for

The woman that I’m looking for

Has got to have a pulse

A boon if she is breathing

And acts on her impulse

The woman that I’m looking for

Will have a working brain

Has strong opinions good and bad

Laughing like a drain

The woman that I’m looking for

Will have a sense of fun

She’ll like to play and mess around

And maybe call me ‘hun’.

The woman that I’m looking for

Ain’t looking for no jerk

Ain’t looking for no idiot

But maybe I’m hard work

The woman that I’m looking for

Is happy to understand

That at this time of life

Not everyone is bland.

The woman I am looking for

Will be sexy, hot and fit

Happy with her self-image

And flirts with grace and wit.

The woman that I’m looking for

Won’t stay at home and knit

Or sit focused on the TV

And just don’t give a shit

The woman that I’m looking for

Is relaxed and not to desperate

Laid back and nice to chill

If at times we are separate

The woman that I’m looking for

Don’t need to be jealous, hard or mean

She’s got to be my equal

And then she’ll be my queen

The woman that I’m looking for

Is stuck here in my head

The clichéd thing I really mean

Is, is she hot in bed!