Things to do in your office when you’re dead!
1. Decompose – slowly for maximum benefit
2. Go and haunt Mike da Hat
3. Practise a bit of poltergeisting – ie move paperclips around on other peoples desks
4. Make ectoplasm fill the coffee cups
5. Be entrepreneurial and breed maggots for the fishing industry
6. Make the temperature get really cold despite the heating being on
7. Hang out in the women’s changing room at the Gym – being invisible and all
8. Possess the bosses computer and make hard core porn appear in the middle of important Power point presentations
9. Slam doors loudly
10. Try to get a life
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6 comments:
HA! I love #8. That would so rock!
Doctor Rob what are you saying? Do I need anymore ghosts? If they must come and haunt me I've already written the ground rules, no TCP, and no leaving ectoplasm between my sheets etc etc
Excellent! I could have a lot of fun with #3.
I'd take a screen shot of everybody's computer and replace their desktop wallpaper with it, so they wonder why they're clicking icons and nothing's happening.
Hmm...of course, I haven't done it before....
Brilliant!
Yep - I'd be a 7 & 8 kinda ghost. Although I'm always up for a bit of ectoplasm...
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